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2006-09-13 - 10:24 a.m. hey, we want some pussy! - 2 live crew so, i'm reading pink is the new blog, which i'm wont to do, and i get to see lindsay lohans' cooch. granted, i chose to look at the nsfw uncensored picture, not because l-los' virginia is of particular interest to me, but, because i've been wondering about the female "love below" lately. yeah, i've had my breast thing for awhile now, but, the vagina was not something i was into. no offense, ladies, but, i thought they were kinda gross. actually, the jury's still out on that one.... anyway, i don't want to actually have sex with a woman, not even oral. i just see these vaginas and wonder about them. i've seen paris hiltons hoo-haw (who hasn't?) and now la lohans. don't even get me started on these skanks. they're rich, famous (some for dubious reasons), and have crazy access to pretty much anything....except panties. yeah, skirts up to your waist, stepping out of cars / limos / etc. where you have to part your legs to get out, and having papparazzi shooting your every move, AND wearing no undies is a recipe for some very unflattering show and tell. unless, they want to show you the "goods". don't you think these little broads have a lot of "fuck you, mom and dad! hey, look at me!" type issues? money can't buy happiness, class, or underwear, apparently. so, back to my pussy curiosity. seeing pictures like that makes me more curious. cuz, assuming it was real, it was very ugly. you know how linds always looks a little tore up? well, ditto for her cooch. it's seen too much for it's tender age. i wouldn't be surprised if the next pussy pic is of said pussy wearing dark glasses and smoking a cigarette. anyway, it's funny cuz i could just get on the internet and find plenty of coochie shots, but, i reserve my porn hunts for strictly gay content. so, i guess, i'm not that curious. i'd still rather watch men have sex with each other when being a dirty bird cruising for smut. okay, done with the pussy. the red hot chili peppers show was fanfuckingtastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love them all, anthony, flea, chad, but, it's all about john frusciante. his guitar is what makes the band, for me. he's a motherfucking genius! no shit. if i could do his genius justice, i'd try. i just don't think it's possible. he's that amazing. one of my favorite things about a chili peppers show is that they are an l.a. band, and so, when they play, all of l.a. shows up to party. punk, funk, trash, flash, young, old, the ho's, the mo's....you name it. they were great, and i love them. i've got a split lip, right now, cuz i fell off my board a coupla days ago. it was kinda gnarley. i came home, iced it, and it wasn't so terrible. of course, when matty got home, he was like, babe, what happened? are you okay? etc.... he's athletic and physical and all that, but, he's not into things like skating (not since he was a kid, anyway) so, when he comes home from the gym, or softball, or running, he doesn't have fat lips, cuts, scrapes, etc. i mean, he's gotten hurt, sure, but, skating is a little more hit the pavement, contact kinda thing. i feel the macho need to explain that just because i fall doesn't mean that i suck. watch any skate video and you'll see that even the best guys fall flat on their faces and eat shit. not that i'm even close to being in that league, but, i've been skating since i was a kid, so, i'm alright, you know? okay, like anyone fucking cares, tone. later..... |
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