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2003-09-05 - 10:33 a.m.
ramble on, my gaywad son......

body talk, talk with your body to me - the deele

okay, i'm determined to get a taavo somer t shirt. i must have one.

for a change, i actually have a topic. matt and i were watching t.v. in bed, and george clooney came on. matt says he'd sleep with him in a heartbeat. i think that mr. clooney is gorgeous, but, i couldn't picture myself sexually with him. i think it's kinda funny since he is undeniably sexy, but, i can't picture him naked, you know?

i have to be able to picture someone naked in order to fantasize about them.

so, here's my list of guys who i would totally screw based on face & body:

colin farell (sp?)

brad pitt

jay hernandez

jared leto

ewan mcgregor

jude law

shemar moore

justin timberlake

dave navarro

anthony keidis (sp?)

to name but a few.

then, there's the guys who i THINK i'd like to screw based mostly on their face, and what their bods look like fully clothed. now these guys kill me, cuz they turn me on, but, i can only imagine what they look like naked. which i think is more of a turn on.

gideon yago

alex greenwald

nick valensi

dave grohl

orlando bloom

again, to name but a few.

here are some of my "freaky" choices (freaky according to matt):

adam goldberg

hugh grant

craig kilborn

danny masterson

bob burnquist

ron livingston

chris cuomo

johnny knoxville

they're not that strange, are they?

i guess i'm just a dumb guy who needs like total visual info in order to get turned on.

we get to babysit my kid brother this weekend. i guess i shouldn't say babysit, since he's 15. whatever. you just can't leave a 15 year old boy unsupervised for a whole weekend. maybe that's why i'm so horny. i'm anticipating a dip in the sex having. i don't even wanna think about my baby bruddah hearing moaning, groaning, head board banging "activity". he may be scarred for life. not because we're gay, but just cuz i'm his brother. i know i sure as hell don't wanna hear anyone blood related to me gettin' it on.

ewwwww...

have i raved about my diesel jeans yet? they rock so hard. they're a little more low rise than i thought, but, i'm getting over it. sitting down is gonna be an adventure.

the vma's were like eons ago, but, i never commented, so.....

50 cent & vivica a. fox, wtf? it's so wrong, that it's right.

kelly osbourne & avril lavigne, two desperadas. we're punk rock in your face, man! woo-hoo! she was a poser, and she was a spoiled, no talent brat. can i make it any more obvious?

madge, and brit, why is anyone even talking about this? madonna is a master media manipulator. britney is hanging on by a tenous thread. besides, she said it herself, she's not THAT innocent. anyone who takes umbrage to anything that the material one does is an idiot. if you're talking about her latest stunt, she's already won. she had us at hello.

once again, chris rock sucked. what happened to the "bring the pain" chris? y'know, the funny one.

and, my favorite boy band 'fugee, justin timberlake, what up with him having to shake eminem's hand on the way up to the podium? like, quit trying so hard, dude. he's young, fucking hot as hell, filthy rich, banging quality trim, and he still has to make sure the school yard bully is down with him. who fucking cares? oh justin, dear, sweet, lickable justin. spend a couple of days with me, and i'd set you straight....or...maybe not so much.

if anyone who reads me has made it this far, god bless you.

later......

-take it / leave it-

older entries:
when the walls come tumbling down - 2007-08-17
long weekend - 2007-05-21
gays gone wild - 2007-04-22
fried and objectified - 2007-03-13
fried and objectified - 2007-03-13

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