2003-03-29 - 5:44 p.m.
sex math
matt's putting in o.t. at the office today. this project is a biggie, so i'm mattless for a little while longer. i've been home from work since 1ish, and since then i've managed to: strip, smoke a bowl, and violate myself. yup, good times. it's kind of nice to do the nasty little things i used to do as a single guy. those heady days, sitting around in my boxers, eating microwave popcorn, watching real world marathons, and playing with myself. it's not like i can't still do those things, but, it's kind of embarrassing now, you know?
not all of it, like watching real world marathons, but hanging out in my underwear and stuff. i mean, if he's fully dressed, how am i gonna be in my drawers? am i complaining? not at all. it's just different. i'm just rambling is all. alls i know is i'm gonna jump on matt when he gets home. 1/2 an hour more. until then, here's an equation that'll entertain, offend, or annoy. like i care.
later
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