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2002-07-02 - 4:55 p.m.
what's my name, bitch???

my prison name would be, mouth-mangler. yeah, i've had complaints. heh heh...i wonder how on earth they come up with these from your first/last name. mouth-mangler. wait til matt hears. from now on, it's gonna be, "who's your mouth-mangler, bitch"? just kidding. i'm not hep to the dirty talk during sex. i don't like to make a lot of noise. i'm more of a heavy breather, with the occasional grunt, or sigh. i think there are many misguided young men out there who get their sexual patois (sp?) from porn. i'm serious. what's creepier than trying to go down on a guy w/, "yeah, suck it. you like that big dick, don'cha"? it's like jeff stryker 101. i'm like, hey asshole, if i didn't like your cock, you'd be the very first to know, okay? now, shut up, and quit ruining it. i also don't care for, "fuck me. fuck me. fuck me"!! i don't know why. it's very embarrassing. i had a buddy in high school. when he lost his cherry, the chick kept moaning, "oh god. oh jesus. god. god." so, from then on, he had this fetish about girls mentioning religious stuff. kinks, we all have 'em. i bought us tickets to see, hot hot heat, and radio 4, for tonight, and now i don't think we're going. matt called, and says work sucked balls, and he's not in the mood. i'm half considering calling someone to see if they wanna go, and half considering blowing off the show entirely. there's 18 bucks i'll never get back. to tell you the truth, i'm not too keen on driving to hollywood tonight. so, shit. i hate missing a show though. i never do that. it's one of my personal sins. along w/ never wear shorts to a show. unless, it's like the warped tour, or some outdoor, daylong, festival type deal. but, to a club, or theater, at night? ridiculous. sometimes i think we southern californians take the short wearing business too far. like, shorts on christmas day. even if it's not particularly cold, i'd never wear shorts to grandma's on christmas, you know? so, no radio 4. that suuuuuuuuuccccckkkksssss. i've never been to the knitting factory either. suckiness. well, my older entries page won't show up, and i'm not the brightest bulb, but i know how to cut and paste the html, so, i'm sorta thinking it's not me, and maybe dland problemas? maybe? i mean, if i got the entries page right, then i should've done the "older" page right too, no? we'll see. i just heard from a buddy that he's getting laid left, and right. huzzah!! you dirty, dirty monkey. there's always more to it than that, but, i say, take these opportunities when you can, cuz the well usually overflows, then dries up. man, i'm lame. alright, later...

-take it / leave it-

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when the walls come tumbling down - 2007-08-17
long weekend - 2007-05-21
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fried and objectified - 2007-03-13
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