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2002-03-21 - 9:42 a.m. 9)tall dudes that stand at the front of the stage should have their testicles pureed. you're tall dumb ass, get in the back, or at least back a few rows. - buddyhead's rules for audiences of rock. listening to:the donnas-rock 'n' roll boy hello little friend, just got back from a power breakfast w/ patch. i jogged over to her mom's, and then we walked to breakfast. so i'm pretty smelly right now, coz i walked back to her mom's watched the rest of good day l.a. (lame yet addicting morning show in so. cal.) then, jogged back homo, i mean home. i feel good though. i had matt thisclose to not going to work, but ever the responsible one, he went. ok i have to admit something so then i can feel better about it. i am lousy about punctuation. i feel like i use entirely too many commas, but, i'm not sure, when to, not use them. i was the run on sentence king in high school, and nothing seems to have changed in that regard. ,,,! patch is incredible. i love her. i've known her since jr. high, and we've drifted in and out of each others lives, but we're back, and i think we're old enough, and settled enough so that it's gonna stick. we had our usual scintillating convo. let's see, topics discussed...the size of matt's penis, the size of her b/f penis, her b/f foreskin, our mutual discomfort w/ vaginas-her's w/ her own, and mine w/ any general vagina. she asked if i had any interest in vaginas, and i was like practically spit taking my o.j. they sooo gross me out. i admitted to actually trying to get worked up over naked women, and how i used to try to fantasize about girls in our high school. i'd start out thinking about the head, which was bad coz i'd obsess over said girls hair, but if i started from the feet, well you know, the shoes, hello! and i couldn't just go straight to the "rack" or below the waist. so, i'd be fine w/ the breasts. i've come to the conclusion that i like tits as much as the next guy. they're beautiful. and please don't be offended by "tits". i know that there are many intellingent, self actualized, proud women here at d-land. i know coz i love your diaries. so, if anyone happens upon this entry, let me just say this, i am a 'mo, my 'mo friends talk about cocks, balls, asses, and the male tit. so tits is tits. it's not highly evolved, intelligent banter. it's sex speak. anyhow, i could get into the breasts. but, once i started to think about the vagina, oh god! danger will robinson danger!! it so grossed me out. then, after she finished laughing at me, P said they grossed her out too. jogging home i realized how sad that is. i love my penis. LOVE IT. and, so does every other guy out there. love their own, i mean. gay-straight-bi-whatev. men love their cocks. and to think that women are uncomfortable w/ their own sexual plumbing is sad. i know they all aren't. i know some girls that are like, "pussy power!!" that's cool as fuck, you know? it's been said that you learn something new everyday, and "they" are right. anyway, today's lesson: women, love your vaginas. be comfortable w/ them. be proud of them. they're portals of life for chrissakes. that's awesome. men: love what's hanging between your legs. i know i do-heh heh.... |
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