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2002-03-08 - 11:17 p.m.
underage against the machine

but if the scene's out of sight, we won't be home tonight...

-actionslacks

hello little friend, i just talked to my favorite piece of jailbait. actually, he's 18 now, so my friends and i can't make jailbait jokes anymore. i'm supposed to maybe take him out this weekend. i told him about matt w/ the legs. he said, "we're just friends, right?" then how come we always end up "lying naked on the floor",j/k nat imbruglia. but, either we're the most perverted "friends" i know of, or there's a definite chemistry. so, i come down w/ dick in mouth disease when i'm near him. so what? matt is more than just sex, but not my new style american boyfriend, 'k? besides, don't tell me that matt wasn't fully giving that beautiful blond serious vibage the other night. i heard that they fucked at one of matt's (in)famous parties. am i being a jealous little bitch? probably. sometimes my humanity is so predictable, and dissapointing, you know? i called my favorite fag hag, and she said jailbait is a piece of ass, and i should "work it", i swear to buddah, she sounds like more of a fag than i do. she likes matt too. he's "cute boy" to my girlfriends(actual girls,btw) and jailbait is, "hottie", "piece of ass", "fuckable". so he's a himbo. you know what though? he's really sweet. he's into cool music, and he's not unintelligent. he's young. so, he doesn't always know exactly what, or who we're talking about. we're all a bunch of jaded, evil queens anyway. sipping bloody mary's and nursing hangovers on a sunday morning, and expecting him to be up on every little bit of nonsense that we are hardly seems fair. so he doesn't watch dawson's creek, who does? besides me, and a sad smattering of others. what is the point of this? i had jury duty, and i saw this girl that i went to high school w/. we got along, but were not particularly close. she was uberpopular, and i was uberpopular adjacent. i could talk to the u-p, got invited to the same parties, but, i was never actually one of them. i guess i was always a little too "weird", "creative", "different"-gay. it was obvious, but not uberobvious. so, we had like an hour and a half long lunch break, and we decided to have margarita's at this great mexican place. i know, jury duty+margarita's=bad. whatev, so she's telling me about her cousin, and how he came out recently. i remember him from school. always hanging out w/ girls, just sorta nelly. basically just like me in high school. last i saw of him, he had a wife, and a baby! so i ask her, didn't he have a kid? she said he was in total denial. see, i may not be out to everyone, like, why freak my grandparents out, you know? but, i would never bring innocent babies into my bullshit. i'm not full on condemning(spelling?) the guy, but, c'mon. so we had lunch, and we talked about guys, and we listened to pat benetar in her car, and sung the words to loveisabattlefield. we even did the little shoulder shimmy dance from the video. you know, the dance that defeats the dance hall pimp guy? can you believe people used to pay to dance w/ women? lonliness, like a smart coat, or a simple black dress, never goes out of style. anyway, i had a lot of fun w/ her, and niether one of us got picked for a jury, so we're safe for another year. anyway, cute boy or jailbait? you make the call...btw,i stole underageagainst...from spin mag. i wish i had thought of that!

-take it / leave it-

older entries:
when the walls come tumbling down - 2007-08-17
long weekend - 2007-05-21
gays gone wild - 2007-04-22
fried and objectified - 2007-03-13
fried and objectified - 2007-03-13

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